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An Oregon father, his sweater-clad older son, and his shouty younger son take on the wide, wide world together.
Characters will age with the blog; currently Kankri Moishe is 39, Kankri Elisha is 20, and Karkat is 16 (as of June 2014). Updates are sporadic but hopefully you'll never have to go more than a few weeks without a post.
Oct 18 '14

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Oct 17 '14

No matter which angle you look at it from, humans just aren’t kosher. It’s good that we have an alternative.

Oct 17 '14

Karkat’s Love Life Fic Extravaganza: Part 3

So you wait. You wait a whole week to talk to Nepeta, which in your opinion is quite long enough to be sure it’s still something you want to do. After putting off talking to one girl for as long as you did you aren’t about to put off talking to the other one.

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Oct 16 '14

Karkat’s Love Life Fic Extravaganza: Part 2

The next day you get up and you eat breakfast and you walk to school just like you would on any other day. You hand in Gamzee’s science homework for him. You eat lunch with Sollux and talk about how ready you are for it to be fall break already even though fall break is a month away. You try to pay attention in history instead of watching the margins of Nepeta’s notebook fill up with doodles.

You feel remarkably like your world hasn’t at all been shattered into tiny little pieces, or even middling to large ones. Nothing has really changed at all.

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Oct 15 '14

Anonymous asked:

((is it okay if i send asks for people other than the vantases or is that not okay? if not i'm sorry to bother you!))

((This is a good question! I usually tend to answer questions addressed to the Vantas family or that are general questions, since the blog focuses on them even though the people they’re close to also make appearances.

So for instance, you could ask ‘Is Gamzee good at rapping?’ or ‘Karkat, does Gamzee rap?’ and I’d answer those, but ‘Gamzee, are you a good rapper?’ might get passed over for a different question. Hope this helps!))

Oct 13 '14
((Hello friends and followers! It’s spooky season and the blog is a year old, which means it’s high time we have an AU Break! Starting THIS FRIDAY and going until HALLOWEEN, things will be a little different around our little Oregon town. That’s right: It’s time for Ask The Monster Vantas Family!
Start sending your asks now so I can break out the gate running, and remember to submit them with Monster AU or Monsterstuck at the beginning so I know they’re for the event!
In the meantime I have some more fic on the way (two more parts are about what it’ll take to make Karkat’s love life make sense) and once that plot is over I plan to put up a recap post of all the shenanigans we’ve had in the past year. Again, thank you all so much for sticking with me this long. You’re all wonderful. <3))

((Hello friends and followers! It’s spooky season and the blog is a year old, which means it’s high time we have an AU Break! Starting THIS FRIDAY and going until HALLOWEEN, things will be a little different around our little Oregon town. That’s right: It’s time for Ask The Monster Vantas Family!

Start sending your asks now so I can break out the gate running, and remember to submit them with Monster AU or Monsterstuck at the beginning so I know they’re for the event!

In the meantime I have some more fic on the way (two more parts are about what it’ll take to make Karkat’s love life make sense) and once that plot is over I plan to put up a recap post of all the shenanigans we’ve had in the past year. Again, thank you all so much for sticking with me this long. You’re all wonderful. <3))

Oct 9 '14

theopholousdumedd:

It’s that time again! I’m re-opening commissions, with some small changes. I’m no longer taking commissions for icons while I re-evaluate my pricing and method for creating them. In addition, there is now no limit on how many Tiny Characters you can ask for in one commission!

FOR INFO ON HOW MANY SLOTS ARE OPEN AND TO SEE ALL THIS COMMISSION INFORMATION AGAIN, CLICK HERE.

((You were all amazingly supportive and helpful last time. I would be very grateful for any work you’d be willing to give me so I can keep myself fed and comfortable and able to work on this blog for you. <3))

Oct 4 '14

((It’s inktober, and I finally broke out my camera to try and get you better pictures of my moleskin sketches! Click the pictures for captions.))

Oct 4 '14

Karkat’s Love Life Fic Extravaganza: Part 1

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Your name is Karkat Vantas and not for the first time you are staring very hard at Terezi Pyrope’s name on your Skype contact list and debating whether or not you should click it.

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Sep 29 '14

Anonymous asked:

oh my god i was surprised when I saw you had come back (I had unfollowed you on accident and didn't worry to much cause you weren't really active any more either way) and then suddenly you're active again so i check you out again and wanna know what I get? A bunch of naked, sexy Vantas's. WHEN MY MOM WAS IN THE ROOM.

askthesexyvantasfamily:

((Oh my, I’m so sorry anon, but I’m glad it was a nice surprise to see updates! Friendly reminder that this is only a sideblog to an actual askblog, so that one will be updating more frequently most likely — that’s probably why it looked inactive to you (that and as of late I’ve been holding off on updating to actually work on a big thing I’ve been needing to post for a while, which I can hopefully get done in time for the anniversary on the third of next month). Thanks for checking back in, it’s lovely to have you!))